To: The British Government and Parliament
APPOINT NIGEL FARAGE AS BRITISH CONSUL IN ANCHORAGE, ALASKA, U.S.A.
Explain to President-elect Trump, that whilst the post of UK Ambassador in Washington appears already occupied, HMG, with the probable keen support of at least 48% of the UK electorate, would be delighted to oblige by appointing Mr Farage to this important consulate, given its proximity to Russia.
Why is this important?
It would settle the current speculation and uncertainty at this crucial pre-Brexit time, about the role and influence the UK government would hope Mr Farage would be able to wield in an important resource-rich part of the USA, where doubtless his persuasion will secure important non-EU, non-TIPP trade deals for the UK. We also believe he would find the political climate, if not the physical, much to his liking, and he could also stand watch against the climate-change brigade in a key geographical area.
