Hugh Grant for Prime Minister

Given the spineless acquiescence of Theresa May to the odious policies of President Trump, we humbly request that Your Majesty summons Hugh Grant to the Palace and, using Prerogative Powers, dismisses Mrs May and replaces her forthewith with someone who has a track record of standing up to bullies and fascists.

Given Mr Grant's outstanding 'seeing-off' of the US President in 'Love Actually', we believe he will represent our hard-fought British Values much much better than someone who is agonisingly desperate for a US Trade Deal (even a bad one).