To: National Government

More disco music at social events

We demand appropriate legislation to force UK hosts of- parties, hangouts, social event to play more disco music.

Why is this important?

For too long have our dancing shoes been dangled above our head, just out of reach by the greasy bullies that are drum & bass, grime, “dance” music. Reviewing the disenfranchised crowds at locals events it is evident that in our midst is a youth-yed rebellion second only to that of extinction rebellion and the Bolshevik revolution of 1917.
Tragically, we only have so long to act. With arguably the WORST decade in history coming to a close we have witnessed dozens of disco stars kick the funky funky bucket AKA DEATH (Earth, wind and fire, Donna Summer... ect) these individuals have shaped global culture and politics more then any other individuals who have ever lived and that’s a fact. They are leaving us washed up, unappreciated. This kind of injustice makes me sick.
‘Mr big stuff’ by Jean Knight, ‘clean up woman’ by Betty White ‘Mr big stuff’ by Jean Knight are all songs of hope, hope for a brighter tomorrow where disco lives forever. Their dream has not happened, the few groovy hits we get nowadays are like drip feeding a starving man, what kind of world have we created? Most importantly, what would Betty White think?
Stand with us, join the revolution. #discodoesntsuck