To: THE RIGHT HONOURABLE NICK CLEGG MP

NICK CLEGG - PLEASE SIGN MY STOOKIE

Dear Nick,

I know you will sign literally anything. I broke my arm last week :(
Can you come to Scotland to sign my stookie?

Cheers mate

Why is this important?

My arm is itchy and I've got to use a plastic knife to scratch it and I think if I get Nick's autograph plastered over the plaster-cast it will take my mind of things.

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