To: Phil Urban - CEO - Mitchell & Butler
All Bar One - PLEASE SERVE ONLY REAL SMARTIES!!!
***ADVISORY - Some people may find the content of this petition disturbing***
All Bar One give customers a shot of "Smarties" with every coffee they serve, however, these are FAKE SMARTIES, colourful imposters that leave us exponentially saddened with every mouthful.
We the people Britain, respectfully ask All Bar One to refrain from serving these sub-par imposters and give us what we thought we were getting; REAL SMARTIES (maybe with the option of a shot of Orange only Smarties at Christmas??!)
All Bar One give customers a shot of "Smarties" with every coffee they serve, however, these are FAKE SMARTIES, colourful imposters that leave us exponentially saddened with every mouthful.
We the people Britain, respectfully ask All Bar One to refrain from serving these sub-par imposters and give us what we thought we were getting; REAL SMARTIES (maybe with the option of a shot of Orange only Smarties at Christmas??!)
Why is this important?
I regularly frequent All Bar One in Charing Cross, London and the "Smarties Sleight Of Hand" debacle is feverishly discussed during every visit. How can it be that an establishment like All Bar One which we all assume is a premium establishment, can be serving FAKE SMARTIES? How is this acceptable!?
Phil, Given the level of uncertainty in Britain today, I feel it is important for establishments like All Bar One to lead by example. With the epidemic of misinformation and fake news in our culture today, it is vital for the moral of the British people to know that Smarties are Smarties and that when All Bar One serves us Smarties.....that they are indeed SMARTIES.
This may seem trivial (to absolutely no one) but our national moral is being compromised with every shot glass full of FAKE SMARTIES you serve.
While it may take many years to get Britain back on track, you can inspire and affect change by showing that you are listening.
Phil, let's make this country great again starting with REAL SMARTIES with every shot of coffee. It would be the perfect Christmas gift to all All Bar One customers! #allbarone #eatdrinkmb #Smarties #smartiegate
Phil, Given the level of uncertainty in Britain today, I feel it is important for establishments like All Bar One to lead by example. With the epidemic of misinformation and fake news in our culture today, it is vital for the moral of the British people to know that Smarties are Smarties and that when All Bar One serves us Smarties.....that they are indeed SMARTIES.
This may seem trivial (to absolutely no one) but our national moral is being compromised with every shot glass full of FAKE SMARTIES you serve.
While it may take many years to get Britain back on track, you can inspire and affect change by showing that you are listening.
Phil, let's make this country great again starting with REAL SMARTIES with every shot of coffee. It would be the perfect Christmas gift to all All Bar One customers! #allbarone #eatdrinkmb #Smarties #smartiegate
How it will be delivered
I will deliver signatures to Phil Urban in person to Mitchell & Butlers offices directly.
